The Curious Tomfooleries of Friz Frizzle

This is the tumblr of comedian Stephen 'Friz' Frizzle. It's not very good.

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Rejected Fringe Show Titles 2013

So, I’m at the Fringe this year with my musical comedy show, “Plinky Plonker”. I had rejected previous titles though.

  • Waxing Lyrical (the poster being me getting a leg wax)
  • This Chord in Discord 
  • Stephen ‘Friz’ Frizzle Fingers A-Minor
  • My Own Worst Parodies
  • Les Frizerables
  • Friz Gets His Organ Out

notquiteluke:

when i was younger my mom told me to call my vagina ‘tuppence’?? 

i still dont understand that 

my vagina is worth more than 2p mom 

like, at least 3p 

but still??/ 

ive never

heard that anywhere else but my mom 

so now i am thinking she was just fulla shit?? yeah 

I hope your mum never fed the birds.

I think the worse thing than an idiot disagreeing with you is an idiot agreeing with you.

Anonymous asked: Flaunting a secondary sex characteristic that - in the definition of transsexualism - causes intense depression and dysphoria is very different from you showing a cis-male chest on Tumblr. You were born male; you will never experience the life-ruining and utterly crippling dysphoria that comes with being a transsexual. For a person who claims to experience intense enough dysphoria to actually transition (notquiteluke), they seem very comfortable with their body...

I understand that a lot of transexuals go through the anguish of hating parts of the body that they were born into. But note that not all do. Stating that all transfolk hate their bodies is a bit of a negative stereotype in itself, don’t you think? 

I have depression. It can often leave me feeling useless and trapped in my own house. I can’t contact anyone. It’s difficult to see past the darkness. But, if I happen to have a good day, and decided to go out in the great world and have a bit of fun, it’d send me hurtling right down to the ground if someone approached me and said “hey you! Stop having fun! I thought you were meant to have depression!”.

Gender, sexuality and state of mind is fluid. People telling others what to do with their bodies is ridiculous. When trans people verbally attack other trans people, where in the hell is sanctuary?

notquiteluke:

frosted-scum-flakes:

notquiteluke:

frosted-scum-flakes:

thatsnothowitworks:

boundandpacked:

journalofatransman:

transstar:

dysphorik:

notquiteluke:

come to france to me please?

you cannot possibly be serious

sOo0o0Oo Dysphoric :(

I don’t understand how someone who claims to be ftm can mentally handle posting pictures like this. If you want to be seen as who you are, MALE, than why would you flaunt a body part most commonly seen as female?

Wait. You guys do know that you don’t have to hate your body to be trans*, right?

You sure don’t have to hate it, but I think posting pictures of your tits all over tumblr is a little far away from “I dislike my female body” and more on the end of “I love my female body and all that comes with it, here have breasts”.

Yeah, that’s like this ftm that I know, I would gladly see zir as a male, but ze constantly flaunts zir femininity by saying things like, “I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!” and then wearing make up to look “pretty” and all of this bull shit.  Just seems more like, “Hi, I’m just trans* for the attention.”  My roommate is mtf, and she actually legitimately wants to change her body, and now she’s started to wear female clothing, and I just see her totally as a woman, even though she is still male-bodied.  And it’s not as though she hates that she has a dick, but she doesn’t go around flaunting it like this “male” pictured is flaunting “his” tits.  Ugh.

HEY
FUCK ALL OF YOU 

Looks like someone’s good at arguing rational thought……………

you want rational thought? well okay i will expand on why i’m pissed off at you shitbags. 
I’m pissed off at you because you’re trying to force your fucked up notions of trans*ness on other people. You’re saying I can’t possibly be trans because sometimes I feel cute and want to show off my fucking awesome body. More often than not, I think about taking a meat cleaver to my chest, but sometimes I feel fucking adorable and I have a right to acknowledge and celebrate those times when I don’t want to maim myself. 
And to have judgemental douchebags like you criticising me for that kind of makes me want to piss all over the things you love. 
So yeah, fuck you. How dare you tell me what I can and can’t do and especially how dare you question MY identity. If you guys are trans*, you know what it’s like to have people assume that you’re just ‘having a phase’ or ‘are confused’ or ‘looking for attention’ and YET YOU PUSH THIS SHITTY CIS THINKING ON ME WHEN I CHALLENGE YOUR FRANKLY RIDICULOUS NOTIONS OF TRANS*NESS 
SO YEAH
FUCK YOU 


Uh oh. I got a breast out. I am a disgrace to all men. It’s not the greatest breast, but it definitely is a fucking breast. I love them at times. I can get them out if I want to. But how can I be a man is breast? HOW MAN? BREAST? BREAST NOT MAN.
So yeah, I guess the gist is that Luke is brilliant and everyone else is invited to pop my breast in their throat to stop talking. K bye everyone x

notquiteluke:

frosted-scum-flakes:

notquiteluke:

frosted-scum-flakes:

thatsnothowitworks:

boundandpacked:

journalofatransman:

transstar:

dysphorik:

notquiteluke:

come to france to me please?

you cannot possibly be serious

sOo0o0Oo Dysphoric :(

I don’t understand how someone who claims to be ftm can mentally handle posting pictures like this. If you want to be seen as who you are, MALE, than why would you flaunt a body part most commonly seen as female?

Wait. You guys do know that you don’t have to hate your body to be trans*, right?

You sure don’t have to hate it, but I think posting pictures of your tits all over tumblr is a little far away from “I dislike my female body” and more on the end of “I love my female body and all that comes with it, here have breasts”.

Yeah, that’s like this ftm that I know, I would gladly see zir as a male, but ze constantly flaunts zir femininity by saying things like, “I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!” and then wearing make up to look “pretty” and all of this bull shit.  Just seems more like, “Hi, I’m just trans* for the attention.”  My roommate is mtf, and she actually legitimately wants to change her body, and now she’s started to wear female clothing, and I just see her totally as a woman, even though she is still male-bodied.  And it’s not as though she hates that she has a dick, but she doesn’t go around flaunting it like this “male” pictured is flaunting “his” tits.  Ugh.

HEY

FUCK ALL OF YOU 

Looks like someone’s good at arguing rational thought……………

you want rational thought? well okay i will expand on why i’m pissed off at you shitbags. 

I’m pissed off at you because you’re trying to force your fucked up notions of trans*ness on other people. You’re saying I can’t possibly be trans because sometimes I feel cute and want to show off my fucking awesome body. More often than not, I think about taking a meat cleaver to my chest, but sometimes I feel fucking adorable and I have a right to acknowledge and celebrate those times when I don’t want to maim myself. 

And to have judgemental douchebags like you criticising me for that kind of makes me want to piss all over the things you love. 

So yeah, fuck you. How dare you tell me what I can and can’t do and especially how dare you question MY identity. If you guys are trans*, you know what it’s like to have people assume that you’re just ‘having a phase’ or ‘are confused’ or ‘looking for attention’ and YET YOU PUSH THIS SHITTY CIS THINKING ON ME WHEN I CHALLENGE YOUR FRANKLY RIDICULOUS NOTIONS OF TRANS*NESS 

SO YEAH

FUCK YOU 

Uh oh. I got a breast out. I am a disgrace to all men. It’s not the greatest breast, but it definitely is a fucking breast. I love them at times. I can get them out if I want to. But how can I be a man is breast? HOW MAN? BREAST? BREAST NOT MAN.

So yeah, I guess the gist is that Luke is brilliant and everyone else is invited to pop my breast in their throat to stop talking. K bye everyone x

Some images from my 2012 photoshoot that I never used for anything. Dumping them here as 2013’s photoshoot takes place next month. Exciting.

WHICH DO I CHOOSE

WHICH DO I CHOOSE

Drama & Soaps

Drama & Soaps

cartoonmoney:

tharook:

deardarkness:

Jenny ain’t got time for your random kissing Doctor

Jenny let him off lightly. Eleven’s getting quite sexist lately and is showing an increasing lack of respect for consent.

Yeah, this made me angry.

He also kissed Rory without permission. And remember, in Who, most women suddenly kiss him out of nowhere. He might think this has become an Earth custom.

(Source: rosetylear)

JLS Split: A History of JLS

Emotions are varying nationwide this morning as four-piece boy band JLS have announced they are to split up. But whilst we all worry about the future of the band (one to have a successful solo career, two of them to disappear, and one to be a future contestant of Walking Through Traffic or whatever flagship Saturday Night ITV show will occur in 2015), lets look back at the history of JLS.

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