The Curious Tomfooleries of Friz Frizzle

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Sarcastically responding to bots, even though I know I’ll never one-up them. Because they are bots.

*weeps*

My Sherlock Theory

Spoilers!

So, the Season 2 finale of Sherlock ended with the title character throwing himself off a roof and dying. We then find out that roughly a month later, after he’s been buried, that he is alive and well. I’ve got the perfect solution for it. Mart Gatiss and Steven Moffat can have it if they want.

All we need is for Season 3 to open with:

“My name is Sherlock Holmes. I threw myself off a roof and woke up in 2012, about a month later. Am I mad, in a coma, or just slightly forward in time?”

And then just have him and Watson have a series of crime-solving adventures. Maybe have the odd shot of Sherlock thinking “hmm… is this a coma?”, and then moving right along.

January 21

Yes, I admit. I’m @BarackObama on Twitter.

If you’re reading this, you’re obviously here because of the @BarackObama Twitter account.

Firstly, let me say that this account does not belong to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. I am not even American. Also, I’m white.

I set this twitter account up as a social experiment to highlight the dangers and safety of non-voters using the social networking sites and to discover and question how much non-Americans actually care about voting and politics in the US. Turns out, very little. I will no explain myself.

Barack Obama is the bloody President. He is the first African American to hold the office. Obama previously served as a United States Senator from Illinois, from January 2005 until he resigned following his victory in the 2008 presidential election. I just copied and pasted that from Wikipedia. Hey, remember when Wikipedia blacked out this week, and Barack is also black? What I’m saying is that I’m also responsible for Wikipedia going offline this week. And the Gary Glitter account. And Megavideo shutting down. Everything online that happened the week of 16th January 2012? All me, baby. And it’s all been a social experiment and not, I REPEAT NOT, an ego trip where I get high on all the people following me and replying to me.

A chilling realisation.

Twitter have no agenda requirement to become a member of their site because they’re freaking TWITTER. A Republican can just go on Twitter and be like “hey guys, vote for me”. Parents of children would be shocked if a Republican would force their child to sign up for an American Green Card just so they could vote for him and then he wins the election.

If you are a parent that saw my @BarackObama account, I am sure you will agree with me that you could imagine that Gary Glitter could touch your child up. Bit of a non-sequitur (or should I say NONCE-equitur, ahaha, I have 18,000 followers). But, enough about that.

Talking of that Gary Glitter account, it’s nice that the person behind it hasn’t apologised for any children out there who may have been emotionally scarred for life due to sexual abuse. And now he’s complaining that all his millions of followers aren’t following him anymore. Boo freaking hoo.

Idiot.

BARACK OBAMA OUT Y’ALL.