February 2012
2 posts
Good advice.
January 2012
9 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
My Sherlock Theory
Spoilers!
So, the Season 2 finale of Sherlock ended with the title character throwing himself off a roof and dying. We then find out that roughly a month later, after he’s been buried, that he is alive and well. I’ve got the perfect solution for it. Mart Gatiss and Steven Moffat can have it if they want.
All we need is for Season 3 to open with:
“My name is Sherlock Holmes. I...
Yes, I admit. I'm @BarackObama on Twitter.
If you’re reading this, you’re obviously here because of the @BarackObama Twitter account. Firstly, let me say that this account does not belong to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. I am not even American. Also, I’m white. I set this twitter account up as a social experiment to highlight the dangers and safety of non-voters using the social networking sites and to...
Oh I don't even know what I'm doing
December 2011
9 posts
NEW MEME: GRRR COMICS
I’ve recently been introduced to “Rage Comics”. So, I thought I’d make my own versions to make a bit of internet FAME CASH.
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MEMETASTIC, EH?
So, I saved my number as "Karey Boss" in my mate's...
Me: hey barry. Am drunk am with my mates oh my. Howsss uuu???
Barry: Strangely i am drunk too. How did you get my number? Just checking... this is Karey [Surname] isnt it. If so how ru... if not who are you and how ru?
Me: Im ur BOSS and u will respect me hajajaha. I got it from the work dattabase i wantwd to text my faaave employeeee xxx
Barry: Yes Ma'am. Well yes thats how I role!! x
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Me: ur funny x
Barry: I am the true king of comedy. I think that should be in my new job description!! x
Barry: If its included can i get a bigger payrise? x
Me: No.
Barry: hahahaha x
Me: are you in tomoro?
Barry: No! No one is! It's Saturday!
Me: hahahahahahaha!
Me: oh god i just shit myself
Me: with laughter
Me: shit in my pants
Me: tell nobody
Me: oh god the smell
Barry: Are you SURE this is Karey?
Me: No, it's Friz you dolt.
Barry: Oh fuck off.
Moffat: No Two-Parters in Series 7 →
doctorwho:
Steven Moffat has said it is unlikely that there will be any two-part stories in Series 7.
”The big thing is, nothing in the next run is starting out as a two-parter,” he confirms in the latest issue of Doctor Who Magazine. “At this stage, everything is a single episode, and the only reason anything will become a two-parter is if we think it needs to be; not so much that the...
WatchSexy, sexy brim
November 2011
9 posts
1 tag
Friz at the Movies: Tower Heist
So yeah, I’ve just come back from seeing “Tower Heist” at the cinema. It was a pretty decent film. Basically, the Focker guy from “Little Fockers” is a hotel manager where Alan Alda lives at the top of in a pool. Alan Alda’s all like “hey, bitches, I got loads of money and king me, bitch, I beat your ass at chess!” (he plays chess with Focker, like,...
Motivating Monica
This weekend, I visited my parents down in Lincoln. Whilst there, my mum gave me some old documents she found from back when I was in college doing a Performance BTEC Diploma. I found a particular assignment that I remember very well. We had to do body maintenance plans for others in the class. The person I had to do one for was an American goth lass called Monica. Six weeks into the course, she...
In which I talk to a vile woman
About a week ago, I started a new Twitter account, @twickheads. On it, I retweet people being generally stupid (ie, racists, homophobes, bigots, etc). I set it up just for a laugh at first. Today, I genuinely lost faith in humanity. I stumbled across this little gem…
Blimey. I wanted to know why somebody would disregard being gay as being on the same level as being a rapist or a...
Friz Eats
Hello.
It has become apparant that I seem to be awfully fat. It could be the eight Iceland pizzas I have a day. So, for my benefit, I am keeping a food log.
http://frizeats.tumblr.com
If by any chance you are interested in my dietary habits, feel free to follow.
October 2011
22 posts
tommilsom:
squarerootsquared:
tommilsom:
christ, friz you look so northern in that photo of you as Idaho
You mean fat don’t you.
I mean you look like a younger version of my grandad
Yo momma so a young version of your grandad. Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
WatchHere’s a song for Halloween. It’s called Saw.
tommilsom:
christ, friz you look so northern in that photo of you as Idaho
You mean fat don’t you.
tommilsom:
leisures:
when i go through the ‘lights’ tag on tumblr, i don’t want shitty pictures of skylines at night and christmas lights. i want pictures of a flawless coked out mediocre singer/songwriter with a combover. i don’t see what has to be so hard about this.
You should just like Avril Lavigne instead none of your fucking singers-cum-nouns to confuse your tracked tags up, just...
shpace asked: Its that god damned Tom Milsom recommending you.
destroyas asked: Your blog is my new favourite, you're just brilliant and hilarious. Oh and that plot for the final episode of The Simpsons? Wow, now I know I'm going to be disappointed with the final episode of my favourite show because they most likely won't do that / be able to top it.
Deal or No Deal: Live
Uh, yes, I would like to live. Deal.
Oh, uh, hello everyone in the world who is now reblogging me. What the hell is going on.
“All right, check out this bad boy… 12 Megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard...”
– Chandler Bing, boasting about his new laptop in the 1995 Friends episode, “The One With The List”.
Troll Booth
So, me and my flatmate Liam went out the other night to a karaoke bar. In the back of a bar was a Wacky Photo Booth. The idea being you put on various props and took wacky photos of yourselves.
We approached the booth, excited. We rummaged through the prop box. I wore a massive stetson and huge star-shaped sunglasses. Liam wore a policeman’s helmet and 80’s shades. We could hardly...
