January 2010
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The Desk Fiasco
At work, I do the Twilight shift. This doesn’t mean I read books about gay vampires, no. I work the last segment of the opening hours. Usually, this is 5pm - 8pm. Some people can work 4pm - 8pm. This isn’t important knowledge. We used to have our own set of desks. I nicknamed the area of desks “The Twilight Zone”. It’s where the Twilight Shift sit, answer phones,...
Jan 26th
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Justin's job is writing slogans for U.S shows
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I WILL NOT PAY £3.99 A MONTH TO USE FACE BOOK FROM...
I will also not pay £10 a week to let my hair grow, nor will I let the police confiscate my feet. I’ll happily “not” do things, but when they’re not going to happen in the first place, it’s hardly a protest.
Jan 20th
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Wait, Hang on...
… one of the villians in 24 this year is called… … hahahaha! This amuses me. Sorry for the two-24-posts in a row. Just catching up on the new series.
Jan 19th
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I Love This
Been downloading the new series of 24. And, with downloaded files, you get a “preview” picture of it. It’s a random shot within the show. Four episodes, FIVE PEOPLE ON PHONES. It’s amazingly ludicrous, and that’s why I love it.
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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A Guide to US Adverts
Been watching the Golden Globes tonight. It airs on NBC, so obviously I get to see American adverts. They’re of a different league than British adverts. Here’s three, transcribed word-for-word for your pleasure. “On 3G, You can speak to someone AND surf the web! VERIZON can’t even fucking do that! AREN’T VERIZON SHIT?! If you did that on FUCKING VERIZON, you’d...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Quick Mariah Carey Parody
There’s a mollusc On the riverside today He’s minding his own business Goes his own way There’s some reptiles Walking ‘round so carelessly And some insects flying ‘round Innocently And then a heron comes along With a diet of crustaceans If you’re a mollusc, he’ll eat ya As well as riverside creatures If you’re fish or amphibian Then you might just...
Jan 12th
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A Letter to Doctor Who Magazine
Dear Doctor Who Magazine. I am writing to just vent some complaints about that horrid finale. Firstly, the Return of The Master? Again? How unpredictable. His “resurrection” scene was just laughable! Also, the writer could have at given us a better explanation of who that mysterious figure in white was! But, not only that, but that the new actor playing The Doctor? He’s far too...
Jan 12th
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Facebook Suggestions
Oh? Share the latest news with Nadine? Okay, Facebook I’ll let you know how this pans out.
Jan 8th
December 2009
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“I can’t believe Barack was made President over two years ago!”
– You gotta love my friend Holly. Happy New Year, guys.
Dec 31st