Friz at the Movies: Tower Heist
So yeah, I’ve just come back from seeing “Tower Heist” at the cinema. It was a pretty decent film. Basically, the Focker guy from “Little Fockers” is a hotel manager where Alan Alda lives at the top of in a pool. Alan Alda’s all like “hey, bitches, I got loads of money and king me, bitch, I beat your ass at chess!” (he plays chess with Focker, like, all night).
Anyway, Focker (who also works at Night at the Museum) tries to evict Ferris Bueller and then teams up with him and Meet Dave and Casey Affleck and they decide to break into the wall of Alan Alda (more like Alan WALLda) because Alan Alda gambled all his money and then a guy doesn’t kill himself.
So they decide to steal ALL of Alan ALLda’s money so they put him in court and wait until Snoopy the Dog and Kermit tell them the coast is clear (100% fact). Meanwhile, some security guards look at porn.
So Meet Dave and Precious crack a safe and then it turns out the money’s not in a wall but its in a fucking GOLD CAR made of GOLD. They drive the car down four floors until it’s hanging and Ferris Bueller is hanging off the edge and nearly DIES. So Focker, Dave, Affleck, Bueller and Precious shove the GOLD CAR in a LIFT and then put Alan Alda in jail and then the gold car is in a pool or something. Then it’s put in a blender and is worth like a billion kajillion dollars.
So yeah, pretty decent movie I give it a 7/10.
