So, I saved my number as "Karey Boss" in my mate's phone.
- Me: hey barry. Am drunk am with my mates oh my. Howsss uuu???
- Barry: Strangely i am drunk too. How did you get my number? Just checking... this is Karey [Surname] isnt it. If so how ru... if not who are you and how ru?
- Me: Im ur BOSS and u will respect me hajajaha. I got it from the work dattabase i wantwd to text my faaave employeeee xxx
- Barry: Yes Ma'am. Well yes thats how I role!! x
- Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
- Me: ur funny x
- Barry: I am the true king of comedy. I think that should be in my new job description!! x
- Barry: If its included can i get a bigger payrise? x
- Me: No.
- Barry: hahahaha x
- Me: are you in tomoro?
- Barry: No! No one is! It's Saturday!
- Me: hahahahahahaha!
- Me: oh god i just shit myself
- Me: with laughter
- Me: shit in my pants
- Me: tell nobody
- Me: oh god the smell
- Barry: Are you SURE this is Karey?
- Me: No, it's Friz you dolt.
- Barry: Oh fuck off.
